My Girlfriend is Shobitch (Episode 1) – No, Don’t Open it So Wide Please

Haruka Shinozaki has had a crush on Akiho Kousaka since he laid eyes on her. Now that they are in the same class, he’s going to finally ask her out. Of all the scenarios, this was not his expected outcome!

My Girlfriend is Shobitch (Episode 1) – No, Don’t Open it So Wide Please…

What happened?

Surprisingly, Akiho said yes, but since he would be her first boyfriend and she wanted to make sure she did everything right, she would learn all forty-eight positions… Wait, what? Surely, Haruka heard her incorrectly. Anyhow, it was home time and his sister and her friend were waiting for him. His sister’s friend, Shizuku was like a second older sister to him since they had known each other since they were born. She liked to play at being his pity girlfriend. Haruka figured he would tell them tomorrow.

The next day, Akiho approached Haruka and asked him what his sexual fantasy was. She’d heard that most relationships fail because the girl didn’t know what the guy liked. That was not going to happen here. Not on her watch! After helping her carry some books to the office, Akiho decided he must be a masochist and referred to him as pig-bastard. His next obstacle was Shizuku who learnt about his new relationship and was determined to mess with them… maybe a little too much!

My Girlfriend is Shobitch Episode 1 Akiho Kousaka asks Haruka what his sexual fantasy is

What did you think?

I had no idea what a Shobitch was before watching this episode and that problem remained long after. A quick Google search later revealed that it is an amalgamation of Shojo and bitch. It effectively means a promiscuous virgin, which pretty much sums up this episode. Akiho is inexperienced, which is a problem for her as she’s used to succeeding. So, she’s going to put her all into making sure her first relationship is a success.

Basically, this episode is full of dirty jokes and awkward situations. If you enjoy those things, you’ll love this. If you don’t, you’ll hate it. I can’t see a middle ground after one episode and my gut tells me it’s only going to get more ridiculous. I am having a great time and couldn’t help but laugh at how forward Akiho is. She reminds me of Chizuru Tachibana with how matter of fact she is about everything. I’m curious to see how they make this format work for ten episodes, so here we go!