The Bikini Warriors need an ice staff for Mage so that they can defeat a dungeon boss, but it’s really expensive. They’ll just have to sell some of the stuff they have, but who would want to buy used bikini armour?
Bikini Warriors (Episode 5) – Saving Things That Go Unused
Amazingly, there are several buyers for the used bikini armour and they all seemed thoroughly impressed with their purchases. The Bikini Warriors are surprised and even more so that Mage’s armour went for twice as much. Anyhow, they’ve almost gathered up enough money. If they sell these potions that they have been carrying around for ages then that should do it. It’s not as if they need them!
Having acquired the ice staff, they head into the dungeon, although it’s nearly impossible just to reach the boss. They’re all exhausted and in need of a potion. If only they had some. However, that would have meant nothing if they didn’t have the ice staff… Oh, what’s that? A treasure chest… and it has an ice staff inside…
What did you think?
All right, I thought this one was pretty funny. You can almost guarantee that as soon as you dump some items in an RPG, you’re going to need them very soon after. Then, there’s the magic item needed to complete a mission that you save and grind to get enough coins to buy only to find that it appears as an item you can win in the quest. They’re silly but still enjoyable.
Other posts in the series
- Season One
- Episode 1 – It’s Not a Bikini If It’s Armor
- Episode 2 – A Quest Needs Money to Rest
- Episode 3 – Even Heroes Have Needs
- Episode 4 – A Hero Needs No Reward
- Episode 5 – Saving Things That Go Unused
- Episode 6 – Heroes Overcome the Impossible
- Episode 7 – Allies From Taverns May Disappoint
- Episode 8 – Every Journey Finds New Friends
- Episode 9 – A Hero Betrayed Has But One Choice
- Episode 10 – You Don’t Always Get What You Want Or Need
- Episode 11 – A Snare To Trap A Pure Maiden
- Episode 12 – No One Knows The End