Keijo!!!!!!!! (Episode 4) – The Battle for the Fastest Butt!!!!
Sayaka is determined to show Rin Rokudou that she is the fastest outfighter in Western Japan. However, to do that, she’s going to have to stay focused and play her cards at the perfect moment. This is tight!
Keijo!!!!!!!! (Episode 4) – The Battle for the Fastest Butt!!!!
What happened?
As soon as the race began, Sayaka flew at Rin determined to make her mark. Even though she caught Rin off guard, she was still able to dodge her attack. However, that seemed to excite Rin. She was looking forward to putting Sayaka in her place and quickly knocked the other two fighters to the edge of the island. Then, the island tipped up, throwing both over the edge, leaving just Rin and Sayaka to settle things. Rin attacked with her butt-Gattling gun but Sayaka was able to match it. It appeared that their speeds were evenly matched.
However, as the race continued, it became apparent that Sayaka was starting to struggle. The observations from the side of the pool revealed that Rin also had an incredible lung capacity which meant she was able to attack for longer without getting out of breath. Sayaka had never fought like this for this long and it was showing. Rin knocked her back to the edge of the island and prepared to finish her off. Sayaka, however, had been expecting this and dodged at the last second, switching places with Rin. Then, she turned around and pulled her swimsuit up her ass, giving herself an atomic wedgie. Afterwards, she was able to move at a greater speed than Rin could dream of. Eventually, Sayaka sent Rin flying over the edge. She won.
The next race was Non’s chance to show what she was capable of. As the next race started, the two other players charged the Elite class member, Atsuko Yoshida. However, they hadn’t counted on her Bun’s of Steel that made her butt into an impenetrable fortress. Also, when she used it as a weapon, it was unstoppable. Well, that’s what she thought. After knocking the other two girls off the island, she threw herself at Non. However, Non’s butt is like a giant marshmallow. She absorbed Yoshida’s attack and then fired it back at her, knocking her off the island and winning the race.
The third race gave Kazane a chance to show what she was capable of, however, they would be up against the number one-ranked player in the school, Mio Kusakai. Kazane attacked first, which surprised Mio. However, she had done this to draw her in and allow the other players to attack from her blind spot. She revealed that she knew everything about Mio from touching her butt during the massage. They continued to read Mio’s moves driving her into the corner of the island. With nowhere left to run, Mio started to laugh and sway from side to side. Once it was too late, Kazane realised what had happened – they had been hypnotised by Mio’s swaying boobs. She stepped forward and knocked them all off the island without any resistance.
What did you think?
Now, that was exciting. And at the same time, utterly ridiculous but in the best possible way. The entire premise of this sport is insane, however, by taking it as seriously as this show does it works as a joke and a thoroughly engaging sport. Forget breaking, I want to see Keijo at the next Olympics. Sayaka’s fight with Rin took up most of the episode and was great to watch. In the end, I liked that Rin acknowledged her defeat and even asked to train with Sayaka so that they could get stronger together and then fight once more. I’ve played enough sport to be aware of all the toxic crap that goes on, so it’s nice to see a sports anime that doesn’t go that way. Sure, there is competitiveness and a little bit of a class struggle, but it’s not completely in your face.
Non’s fight was hilarious and while they might argue she got lucky, she was quick enough to block Yoshida’s attack and her natural ability was enough to win the race. All hail, big squishy butts! I felt sorry for Kazane in her fight, but Mio is a force of nature as we witnessed. She obviously has many things hidden away that Kazane was not able to access making her almost impossible to completely read. I had to laugh that she hypnotised them with her swinging boobs, although I will admit, it was hard to look away. Anyhow, the next fight is Nozomi’s chance to show how she’s grown and just what that crazy suit has done for her. This show continues to get better and better.
Episode highlights
Series Information
| English Title | Keijo!!!!!!!! |
| Japanese Title | Keijo!!!!!!!! |
| Genres | Combat Sports, Ecchi, Sports |
| Demographic | Shounen |
This epi is the one with booby hypnosis by Mio xDD
Impossible to look away!!!