Keijo!!!!!!!! (Episode 5) – Full-Auto Cerberus!!!!
Nozomi goes into her fight with no idea what to expect from Elite class member, Kotone Fujisaki. She’s aware that she comes from a line of Keijo players, but what does that mean about her fighting style?
Keijo!!!!!!!! (Episode 5) – Full-Auto Cerberus!!!!
What happened?
Kotone Fujiskai’s mother was a professional Keijo player and her sister is a current prize queen, so it’s in her blood. However, she’s not that interested in Keijo. She’s good enough to play without thinking about it, but she would much rather have her head in the latest BL romance story. When Nozomi stepped onto the fountain land with two other players to battle Fujisaki, they were surprised to discover just how little she cared about Keijo. That annoyed Nozomi because she couldn’t think of anything worse. However, it’s one of the players who attacked first. Despite Fujisaki having her back to them, she dodged the attack and then countered.
Annoyed at the contest, Fujisaki activates Cerberus, her signature move that targets her opponents with her butt and quickly knocks them off the land. Within seconds, Nozomi finds herself facing Fujisaki alone, however, rather than being intimidated, she tells Fujisaki that she will make her face her. Fujisaki has other ideas, sending Cerberus after her. To everyone’s surprise, Nozomi manages to dodge her attack. No one has seen Cerberus miss before. That annoys Fujisaki so she sends Cerberus on the warpath.
Nozomi takes several hits in succession and then manages to block Fujisaki. Once their butts are connected, she quickly gyrates her hips, using her vibrating hip attack to throw Fujisaki off her game. It was an inspired choice because she’s soft down south… Of course, that means that she uses her body to feel the vibrations on the land which is how she can fight without looking. With her game thrown off, she loses it and attacks again and again. Nozomi uses her gymnastics skills to stay out of harm’s way and then activates the Vacuum Butt Cannon. Unfortunately, she misses, but she gets another chance.
Fujisaki and Nozomi race around the land, charging their attacks. It looks even matched, but Nagisa knows better. Cerberus has no chance against the Vacuum Butt Cannon, especially in a butt-to-butt attack. Fujisaki is sent flying, leaving Nozomi as the winner. After the fight, Fujisaki realised that she may have just found the thing she was looking for, and it is not BL. The teachers inform the students that they will post the results of the class change that evening and that everyone will get the day off tomorrow. She dismisses the students but asks Nozomi to stay behind. After inspecting the development of Nozomi’s butt, she gives her permission to use the Vacuum Butt Cannon in her training. There’s also a surprise development as all four members of room 309 are promoted, even Kazane.
What did you think?
At what point will my suspension of disbelief fail? It almost happened, but only for a moment. When Fujisaki seemed to activate her Full-auto Cerberus I started to question how realistic that was… hahaha! Then, I remembered where I was and what I was watching and settled back in to enjoy the rest of the episode. I even liked that they tried to explain it as her ability to feel tiny vibrations in the land and act almost instinctively to them. That’s what makes this series so special. It’s insane. We can see that, but the more seriously they play it the more I’m buying in. They always managed to get the perfect tongue-in-cheek moment too, such as Fujisaki being sensitive down south when Nozomi was vibrating her hips…
And, of course, they all got promoted. In a way, I didn’t like that they said they promoted Kazane because Mio used a forbidden technique – titty hypnosis because they could have easily said that they were impressed with her leadership and tactical analysis of the fight. She showed some true potential and they would like to see what she could do with a more formidable group of players. Either way, they were never going to break up that group so it’s all good. We also got the teaser of the main event – the rivalry with the East school. I can’t wait!
Episode highlights
Series Information
| English Title | Keijo!!!!!!!! |
| Japanese Title | Keijo!!!!!!!! |
| Genres | Combat Sports, Ecchi, Sports |
| Demographic | Shounen |
