Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Uncensored (Episode 1) – First Period
Sato rushed into the bathroom and ducked into the nearest stall. He needed to go bad. However, he wasn’t the only one. To his horror, he was now trapped with the teacher known as Kojima the Demon. Why the hell are you here, Teacher!?
Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Uncensored (Episode 1) – First Period
What happened?
Apparently, the women’s bathroom was being cleaned, Kojima decided to use the men’s bathroom. Unfortunately for her, she had chosen the stall with the broken lock so Sato simply walked in. She was furious that he didn’t check before running in he knew the lock was broken and also why he was still in there. Sato was wondering the same thing as he frantically tried to open the door that for some unknown reason would now not open. He could feel her stare burning into the back of his head. She was feared by everyone from the students to the parents. Even the delinquents were polite around her. He knew that this was the end for him.
Then, he heard some voices. The water polo club had just finished and some of the players had come into the bathroom. He was about to yell for help until Kojima grabbed him and pulled his face into her chest, muffling any sound he tried to make. She told him to keep quiet as it would be disastrous if they were caught in the stall together, regardless of the situation. He initially tried to squirm free, but that made things worse as Kojima was already trying not to pee in front of him. She told him to slowly back away from her, but that just made things worse. Then, a ball struck the outside of the building and there was no way to hold things back any longer. Unfortunately, the same was true for Sato who had entered the bathroom for a reason…
It had been a week since the incident in the bathroom and Sato couldn’t get Kojima out of his head. Feeling a little flustered by the situation, he decided to skip class and head to the nurse’s room. If nothing else, he could lie down and relax. Well, that’s what he thought! Upon entering the room, he found Kojima lying in one of the beds. She seemed terrible. Her face was flushed and she was sweating buckets. She asked him what he was doing there and he said he had a “sprained ankle”. Since she couldn’t get up, Kojima asked Sato to find her some medicine.
Flustered by how hot Kojima looked, Sato hurried to the medicine counter and began to search for something that might work. Unfortunately, there was only one thing available – a suppository. He offers to keep looking, but Kojima is desperate. Of course, in her condition, she’s in no state to administer the medicine herself, so she asks him to do it as long as he promises not to look more than he needs to. Sato decides to blindfold himself to save them both. Well, that doesn’t go too well, since his first attempt to insert the suppository is a stunning miss! Regardless, he continues and completes his mission just as another teacher walks in. Sato hid under Kojima’s blanket which exposed him to the virus. The next day, he went to the nurse’s room for real. Kojima came to check on him. Then, she reveals that she knows he was faking yesterday and decides to deliver some divine punishment… medicinally…
What did you think?
This series is hilarious, although this episode is actually a fairly tame way to get things going. I remember watching it as it aired and everything was censored to the point that it made everything look far worse than it was. I love the slapstick nature of this series and how it takes a seemingly awkward situation and dials it up to eleven. I don’t think I stopped laughing from the moment he walked into the bathroom to the moment that Kojima held up the suppository.
Each episode is only twelve minutes long, so there’s no reason not to give the first episode at least a go. Of course, if you enjoy awkward comedy, outrageous situations, and wildly inappropriate behaviour then I can pretty much guarantee that you’ll want to watch the rest of the season. Anyhow, I had a blast rewatching this episode… again… and even decided to rewrite my reviews and update the images. It’s also a bit of an experiment since this series of posts is without a doubt the most viewed on this site. Make sure to check the next episode as things will get more awkward and a whole lot lewder!
Episode highlights
The Bathroom!
The Nurse’s Room!
Series Information
| English Title | Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? |
| Japanese Title | Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!? |
| Genres | Comedy, Ecchi, School |
| Demographic | Seinen |
Anime
| Season | Season One |
| Released | Spring 2019 |
| Animation Studios | Tear Studio |
| Episodes | 13 |
| 1 | First Period |
| 2 | Second Period |
| 3 | Third Period |
| 4 | Fourth Period |
| 5 | Fifth Period |
| 6 | Sixth Period |
| 7 | Seventh Period |
| 8 | Eighth Period |
| 9 | Ninth Period |
| 10 | Tenth Period |
| 11 | Eleventh Period |
| 12 | Twelfth Period |
| 13 | Thirteenth Period |
