Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Uncensored (Episode 5) – Fifth Period
Now that Sato is eating his lunches with Kojima, Suzuki finds himself forced to eat alone because of his scary demeanour. Well, that was until Miss Matsukaze asked to eat lunch with him. What the hell are you doing here, teacher!?
Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Uncensored (Episode 5) – Fifth Period
What happened?
Sato was Suzuki’s only friend and he even admits that if they didn’t have a history together, he would be scared of him too. So, since Sato was dating Kojima he would be eating his lunches with her, despite trying to keep their relationship a secret. That left Suzuki all on his own. He likes to eat in a quiet courtyard with a fountain that doesn’t see much foot traffic. It was perfect for being alone, so why was his teacher there? Surprisingly, Holy Mother Matsukaze asked him to eat her lunch with him. He couldn’t believe his luck and was equally surprised when she praised his bento box, which he had made himself. She offered to share lunches so that they could sample everything, but instead of putting a selection in her lid and handing it to him, she tried to place a piece of food directly in his mouth. When questioned about her actions, she accidentally said that was how it went in her fantasies…
Embarrassed to have spoken so freely, Matsukaze stepped back and fell into the pond. Suzuki tried to catch her but only managed to grab her skirt and pull it completely off her. Wet and shocked, she tried to stand but her foot was stuck. Suzuki climbed into the pond and lifted her up, although it was quite an embarrassing position for Matsukaze. As Suzuki struggled to keep his footing, he fell back and turned on the fountain which shot a jet of water between Matsukaze’s legs. He kept trying to lift her out, but the fountain almost blasted Matsukaze’s panties clean off! Once they were out of the pong, he apologised again and gave her his sweater as it hadn’t got wet.
Matsukaze returned to the staffroom to change and was talking about Suzuki with Kojima when she realised that she had his commuter pass in the sweater he loaned her. She tried to catch up with him to return it but got swept onto the train with everyone else. It was a packed carriage, but Suzuki was able to provide a safe space for her to stand. Unfortunately, her cardigan had gotten caught in the door and when she tried to pull it free, her buttons popped open. Since she had been in a hurry to return his pass, she forgot to put her bra on. Suzuki opened his top to protect her from being seen by others.
Matsukaze turned to fasten her buttons, but the train rocked and she found herself pressed against the window, unable to move. Suzuki realised that they were about to reach the station and attempted to fasten her buttons himself. However, there was one button that just wouldn’t fasten no matter how much he pulled and pressed them together. What was going on? That was not a button! Amazingly, they managed to get off the train without incident, but then a guard accused him of being a groper as her clothes were all messed up! She told the guard they were a couple to resolve the issue quickly, but Suzuki couldn’t do that which made her sad!
What did you think?
Amazing! It’s like being back at the start of a relationship when everything is exciting and new. After seeing Sato and Kojima’s relationship develop to the point that they began dating, it was nice to get back to the utterly, insanely awkward scenarios that we saw in this episode. It’s like a wonderful comedy of errors. No matter what Suzuki does or how thoughtful he is, it just goes horribly wrong. Without the context, he ripped off her skirt and then held her over a water jet. Then, he exposed her on the train and played with her nipples. Of course, none of that was his intention which made it funny.
I’m also enjoying the contrast between Kojima the Demon and Holy Mother Matsukaze. As much as I would have been fine with more scenarios involving Sato and Kojima, this was absolutely the right choice for the series. This season gives us four couples in total, but the manga has several more. Unfortunately, the manga hasn’t been officially translated so it’s going to be tricky to read. That didn’t stop me from buying all the volumes from Japan. At some point, I’m going to attempt to read/translate them myself and will be sure to document the process here. Anyhow, this was a lot of fun. I’m looking forward to seeing how these two end up together.
Episode highlights
The Fountain!
The Train!
Series Information
| English Title | Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? |
| Japanese Title | Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!? |
| Genres | Comedy, Ecchi, School |
| Demographic | Seinen |
Anime
| Season | Season One |
| Released | Spring 2019 |
| Animation Studios | Tear Studio |
| Episodes | 13 |
| 1 | First Period |
| 2 | Second Period |
| 3 | Third Period |
| 4 | Fourth Period |
| 5 | Fifth Period |
| 6 | Sixth Period |
| 7 | Seventh Period |
| 8 | Eighth Period |
| 9 | Ninth Period |
| 10 | Tenth Period |
| 11 | Eleventh Period |
| 12 | Twelfth Period |
| 13 | Thirteenth Period |
