Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Uncensored (Episode 7) – Seventh Period

Taka came home to find Miss Hazakura lying in his bed. Before he can object, she grabs him and uses him as a body pillow, before falling asleep. After waking in a position that thoroughly embarrasses Hazakura, she takes him revenge underwear shopping!
Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Uncensored (Episode 7) – Seventh Period
What happened?
Taka was still getting over the inter-school meeting where Hikari Hazakura, his teacher had embarrassed him by asking him which of the girls he liked better. The girls being Mayu Matsukaze and her sister, Saya Matsukaze. After somehow calming the situation, he headed home for the day where he could lie down and relax in the safety of his bedroom. However, when he went into his room, he found Hazakura already lying in his bed. She said her heating was out and that she was just trying to stay warm. Unfortunately for Taka, this was a fairly normal occurrence since they grew up together having been neighbours his entire life.
Regardless, he was in high school now and she didn’t seem to appreciate the difficulties a teenage boy might have with finding his hot teacher in his bed. What was he going to do? However, before he could say anything, she grabbed him and pulled him into the bed to use as a body pillow for extra warmth. That seemed to do it for Hazakura who instantly fell asleep. Taka tried to slip out of her grasp, but his clothes caught on her clothes. Then, when he looked down, Hazakura’s bra had been exposed, the front clasp unfastened. He tried to fix things, but that just made it worse. Then, still asleep, Hazakura grabbed him and pulled him close again, this time not letting go… She woke to find her nipple in Taka’s mouth and then tried to pretend that it was perfectly normal as she returned to her apartment.



However, Hazakura was pretty shocked by the entire situation and was wondering if Taka was starting to grow into a man. Of course, rather than talking to him about it, she decided that the best approach would be to get revenge by taking him shopping for lingerie. After dragging him into the lingerie department, she ran into a changing room and told him to pick something for her to try on. That left him standing in the aisle surrounded by bras and panties as people watched him with suspicion. Hazakura expected him to fall apart and run. However, instead of running, he panicked, grabbed the first thing he could find, and thrust it through the curtain to Hazakura.
She was shocked to see what he had picked as it was completely see-through. However, Hazakura was not about to be beaten. She undressed and then put on the new lingerie as Taka stood outside impatiently waiting. Once dressed, she felt her cheeks flush. She couldn’t even look at herself in the mirror. It was that spicy. Taka called in asking if she was dressed yet. She said she was, meaning that she had tried on the lingerie he selected. Unfortunately, he meant back in her normal clothes. Taka reached inside and grabbed her hand pulling her out and racing out of the department. However, Hazakura was only wearing the see-through lingerie and her sweater. Despite her pleas, Taka kept running, refusing to look back to the lingerie department. It wasn’t until they were on the escalator that he discovered what had happened. Hazakura tried to cover herself up, but it was impossible. Then, she backed into the moving railing and… well… you know…



What did you think?
Rewatching this series, I can confidently say that Hikari Hazakura is my favourite of the teachers. She’s sporty and lively, and incredibly cheeky. She also has the most amazing tan lines… Anyhow, she’s a blast and I always look forward to seeing her. However, her relationship with Taka is easily my least favourite. At least Suzuki and Sato look similar in age to Kojima and Matsukaze. Yes, they are students and teachers, but it’s also fiction so settle down! Anyhow, Taka is definitely the youngest-looking character and that makes things weirder for me. I have never cared for loli characters and I feel the same way about shouta characters.
Anyhow, ignoring Taka, this was a wild episode with the best part definitely being the second half in the lingerie store. I loved how Hizakura’s revenge plan backfired spectacularly as Taka dragged her through the store in the new spicy underwear that he had selected for her and then paid for, even without knowing what he had selected. A quick word of warning if you have only been able to see the censored version which is insanely over-censored – the underwear that Taka selects is completely see-through in the uncensored version (as you will see below), so they got quite creative with the censorship… although that’s not exactly something to praise anyone for.
Episode highlights
The Bedroom!












The Lingerie Department!

















Series Information
English Title | Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? |
Japanese Title | Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!? |
Genres | Comedy, Ecchi, School |
Demographic | Seinen |
Anime
Season | Season One |
Released | Spring 2019 |
Animation Studios | Tear Studio |
Episodes | 13 |
1 | First Period |
2 | Second Period |
3 | Third Period |
4 | Fourth Period |
5 | Fifth Period |
6 | Sixth Period |
7 | Seventh Period |
8 | Eighth Period |
9 | Ninth Period |
10 | Tenth Period |
11 | Eleventh Period |
12 | Twelfth Period |
13 | Thirteenth Period |
