Peter Grill and the Philosopher’s Time (Episode 3) – Peter Grill and Relationships with Elves

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Peter Grill wakes from a strange dream involving Luvelia and the Guild Master to find an elf in his bed. What could she possibly want from him and is Peter willing to give it to her?

Peter Grill and the Philosopher’s Time (Episode 3) – Peter Grill and Relationships with Elves

What happened?

Peter finds Luvelia straddling him in bed in her finest sexy underwear. She tells him that she now knows exactly where babies come from. This all seems too good to be true. She removed her bra and leans in to kiss him, however, it was not her, it was the Guild Master and he was so angry he was weeping blood. Peter wakes up screaming and startles the person that has slipped into his bed unannounced. He initially thinks it’s a thief and tries to wrestle them out of his room. The commotion causes Tim to come into his room and turn on the lights. He promises never to tell anyone and promptly leaves.

Peter finds out that the thief is actually a naked girl. A naked elf girl! She claims to be a representative of the elf race who has come to seek Peter’s help. The elves are physically weak and not well suited for combat which allows the other races to bully them. If she can make a strong baby with Peter’s help then she might save her people. Peter refuses. Vegan was prepared for that and places a curse on his manhood. She tells him he’ll be begging her to help by tomorrow and then she leaves. Peter is concerned but believes she is bluffing. Then, he hears that Luvelia’s party has been attacked by a worm goblin and she is in danger.

Peter Grill and the Philosophers Time Episode 3 The worm goblin captures Luvelia

What did you think?

Whether or not you like this episode will probably come down to one factor. That is whether you like characters like Vegan or not. Personally, I don’t. I find her annoying and arrogant, and annoyingly arrogant and arrogantly annoying. In short, I don’t like Vegan. At least with Lisa and Mimi Alpacas, they were entertaining and added a level of humour to the villainous acts. Vegan just came in belittled Peter, demanded he do as she asked, and then cursed his junk when he said no. You just don’t curse someone’s manhood!

The best part of the episode was when Peter’s friend walked into his room expecting to find Peter drinking. Tim’s reaction was priceless. He didn’t hesitate for a second. He simply told Peter he would take this information to the grave and walked out, commenting on Peter’s balls of steel. Tim has got Peter’s back! Of course, Luvelia is now in the clutches of the worm goblin and it looks like it’s going to show her how babies are made… She needs to learn, but please don’t let it be that way. Hurry up, Peter!